raven symone becoming a lesbian is the greatest plot twist of all time
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stapppp omg
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Teacher: Schools almost over
Teacher: and this is crazy
Teacher: but here's three projects
Teacher: due friday
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
theyre british what did you expect
of course theyre gonna be pussies
cant handle american women
this is why we won the war
oh will you shut the fuck up with your stupid fucking American eagle.
how did your tea taste
after we threw it in the harbor
bitch
imagine there was a petting zoo but instead of animals there were band members
one time last semester my friend skipped class and didn’t submit her essay and her excuse when she emailed the professor was that she was still mourning the death of whitney houston i still laugh about that to this day omfg
